Weirdest Recruiter Contact Thus Far

February 27, 2014 5:14 pm

I'd had a reprieve of a few weeks from recruiter contacts for some reason, but it's over now.  I've now had 5 this week already.  I'm not looking for a new job, but that doesn't stop the emails.  Usually they're pretty insipid and occasionally filled with marketing buzz words; but not today!

This is truly the most unique recruiter contact I have ever received:

Kyle!!!

So I was chillin in my office and eating this Sweet Onion Chicken Teriyaki sub from Subway... and BOOM. I came across your LinkedIn.

In a moment of OMG!!! - I dropped my sandwich.

But I picked it up (three second rule), pulled myself together and sent this email.

I know you've got a job and you're like "I don't want to talk to a recruiter... are you even a recruiter? You are just making me hungry by talking about some sandwich." 

But don't you want to see where this email goes?

No?

Ok. 🙁

But I put so much effort into getting to know you!?!??!

http://blog.serindu.com/

Sooo you should checkout [Company Name Removed].

I usually try to stray away from bragging and throwing out arbitrary numbers in order to win you over (Links ftw). If you really care, you can go to [URL Removed] to learn more about us or you can read up on us using the Google.

More importantly, you should play around on our demo site: [URL Removed]

If you like it, and see some things you might want to improve or add, you should holler at me!

PS, there are actually specific reasons why I wanted to hit you up so if you have the time to be flattered, you should also hit me up.

Best,

[Name Removed]

Wow.

My Custom Charging Box

February 2, 2014 9:31 pm

I decided to be crafty.  I had an idea for a decent looking box from which to charge gadgets.  I finally found a box I liked (a cigar box, as it turns out).  And then we went off to Jo-Ann Fabrics for other materials (Josh, if you're reading this, I was reminiscing of our Jo-Ann Fabrics trips back in the day).

I was looking in the upholstery fabric section, but not finding anything smaller than about 10 feet long.  I did see some options in the remnants of some suede that would probably have worked.  But then Jess stumbled upon some swatches of leather on the other side of the store which were perfectly sized.  They also had a strap of leather that gave me an additional idea to give it an old strapped trunk sort of look.

You'll quickly see that I'm not exactly a fine craftsman, but it came out well enough and I only threated to give up 3 or 4 times (me and reality don't get along so well; my job has "undo").  It was kind of fun and now it cleans up the mess of charging cords that normally are strewn about the house and kitchen counters.

Testing LED Christmas Lights

December 8, 2013 3:49 pm

The icicle lights we have are LEDs which is nice because they use incredibly little power and should last a long time, but has the drawback that they're slightly harder to diagnose when they misbehave.

Once I was recovered from my various maladies I pulled out the 10 strands we have to get them up on the house (starting last weekend).  One of the strands wouldn't light so I got to play the fun game of tracking down the problem.

So I started with the obvious of checking to make sure no "bulbs" (I'll say "bulb" because it conveys my meaning even though there are no actual bulbs) were missing.  And I tested the other end of the strand and was getting a solid 120V connection, so I knew the wiring was still good.

[Edit: Individual bulbs can fail like normal and have a shunt which will allow the rest of the strand to stay lit.  These bulbs are easy to find and replace (they're the only bulb unlit).  The problem I explore in this post is a bulb where the leads are broken so the power didn't make it to the shunt in the first place.]

But once you have to go beyond those steps some of the common troubleshooting techniques won't work on LED strands.  I started with my multimeter that contains an inductive AC voltage detector ("no-touch").  Since the bad bulb breaks the circuit, traditionally you can use a voltage detector to find where the circuit breaks.

Unfortunately, for whatever reason, my multimeter was detecting voltage everywhere along the strand and along each "icicle."  So that did me no good, I'm not entirely sure why.  So then you can take the obvious approach of just switching out bulbs with replacements, but the trouble is, you might have more than one bad bulb.  In which case, you won't know if you're replacing a good bulb or a bad bulb.

Instead you need to be able to test each bulb individually to know whether it is good or not.  The usual approach is a simple continuity tester (check whether a circuit exists from one lead on the bulb to the other).  But, a continuity test won't work because there is no simple circuit to test.  Unless you actually cause the LED to activate (with enough voltage) you won't have a circuit.  A continuity test only uses a very low voltage and so it will report an open circuit (bad bulb).  So, despite having a multimeter and knowing how to use it, it did me no good in finding the bad bulb.

Instead you need an LED tester.  You can make a simple LED tester using the following:  a 9-volt battery, a resistor, and a rubber band.

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Without the resistor the only thing you'll learn is that the LED used to work because you'll blow out the LED from too high of voltage (which I did twice before finally digging one out).  The resistor I used happened to be 10,000 ohms, but 1,000 ohms should be fine too.

Just use the rubber band to hold the resistor to the negative terminal on the battery (the negative terminal is easier to wrap the rubber band around, otherwise it really doesn't matter).  Then bend the end of the resistor around next to the positive terminal of the battery so you can easily touch the leads of a bulb to the resistor and the positive terminal.

IMGP1452aIf you touch the LED leads backwards nothing will happen (LEDs are one way only).  It won't damage the LED, but it won't light up either.  Because of this your bulb should be keyed to only fit in its socket one way.  Pay attention to that keying so that you can reliably test the correct orientation and save some time.

IMGP1453aSo with my makeshift tester I started popping out bulbs and testing them (the edge of a dinner knife worked great for popping the bulbs out of their base).  I was actually getting pretty quick at it and it was the 21st bulb I pulled that was bad.  Popped in a replacement and everything was working.

Okay, not a particularly fascinating story, but when I was searching the Internet for how to track down a bad LED in a strand of Christmas lights I wasn't finding much useful information (just lots of information about incandescent lights sometimes with a disclaimer that it wouldn't work for LED strands).

(And in case anyone cares, these are 70-LED icicle strands in "warm white" made by Vickerman.)