Weirdest Recruiter Contact Thus Far

February 27, 2014 5:14 pm

I’d had a reprieve of a few weeks from recruiter contacts for some reason, but it’s over now.  I’ve now had 5 this week already.  I’m not looking for a new job, but that doesn’t stop the emails.  Usually they’re pretty insipid and occasionally filled with marketing buzz words; but not today!

This is truly the most unique recruiter contact I have ever received:

Kyle!!!

So I was chillin in my office and eating this Sweet Onion Chicken Teriyaki sub from Subway… and BOOM. I came across your LinkedIn.

In a moment of OMG!!! – I dropped my sandwich.

But I picked it up (three second rule), pulled myself together and sent this email.

I know you’ve got a job and you’re like “I don’t want to talk to a recruiter… are you even a recruiter? You are just making me hungry by talking about some sandwich.” 

But don’t you want to see where this email goes?

No?

Ok. 🙁

But I put so much effort into getting to know you!?!??!

http://blog.serindu.com/

Sooo you should checkout [Company Name Removed].

I usually try to stray away from bragging and throwing out arbitrary numbers in order to win you over (Links ftw). If you really care, you can go to [URL Removed] to learn more about us or you can read up on us using the Google.

More importantly, you should play around on our demo site: [URL Removed]

If you like it, and see some things you might want to improve or add, you should holler at me!

PS, there are actually specific reasons why I wanted to hit you up so if you have the time to be flattered, you should also hit me up.

Best,

[Name Removed]

Wow.

January Miscellany

February 14, 2014 8:55 pm

Heather can blow bubbles!

 

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Reading. I think she only got to wear this dress once before she grew out of it. Hooray for hand-me-downs!

P1000394asEating Cocoa Nuggets with Daddy!

P1000400asThis was her first nap in her new toddler bed. Those first few times, it was easy. A shame that didn’t last.

P1000402asAll dressed up! If you’re going to dance, you gotta do it in style.

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December 2013 Camera Dump

February 12, 2014 2:34 pm

Heather “helped” Kyle put up Christmas lights. She can climb that ladder like a monkey!

P1000296asWe just thought she looked funny sleeping like this:P1000307asHer first ponytail!

P1000314aasPicking out a Christmas tree…

P1000324as…and decorating it.

P1000328asBeautiful!

P1000333asBuilding castles is one of her favorite things to do these days. And knocking them down again, of course.

P1000334asWe went and saw the lights at the Oakland Temple.

P1000337asI dare you to not love this video.

Christmas morning, in Santa pj’s and in front of the completed advent tree:

IMGP1498asStill loving to draw.

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