Author: Kyle Dickerson

After wrapping up our visit to the Titan II Museum we then drove on to San Diego, CA.  After a good night’s rest we were off to our final adventure for the Very Long Trip–the San Diego Zoo Safari Park.  I was there going on 10 years ago now (whoa) with some friends from college.  Jess and Heather both like zoos so I thought it’d be fun.

First thing we did was head to the hot air balloon which is tethered, but they take you up to 440 feet to have a nice look around.  The air was cool and there was a nice breeze at that height.  There was a discount for going before noon and they shut it down due to wind later in the day.  So I’m glad we skipped ahead to take our trip up.

After our ride we started the wandering about.  Due to time and energy restrictions we had to write off entire sections of the park.  It’s a massive complex.  You could easily spend 3 days exploring.  It wasn’t very busy, for which we were glad.  There seemed to be a lot of people there, but when we left we could see just how much more parking was available.  If it were full that place would be uncomfortably dense.

We saw warthogs (and babies!), gorillas (and a baby!), elephants, leopards, zebras, and all manner of birds and deer-like creatures.  We got to see two of the world’s last seven-known remaining Northern White Rhinos which was neat and sad at the same time.

The park ticket includes a tram ride around the main grounds.  The Safari Park has many acres of land where as many species as possible co-exist to create a more natural environment.  So you get to ride around the perimeter of that.  For an additional charge you can take trips into that space to get closer to the animals and feed them and what-not.

We picked up a couple of neat souvenirs.  The giraffes are about 8 inches tall, hand-carved in Kenya, they’re only connected at the base.  They were only $22!  We thought that was a steal, so we also got the parrot.  The parrot is about 4 inches tall, made in Ecuador, and only $6!

 

After lunch we hit up the carousel (Heather loves carousels) for a few rounds and then headed off. We drove until we finally got home back to our own beds. We pulled in sometime around 2 AM, I think, after over a month away from home. It was very good to be back.

Oh, and one last thing. Since we were driving along I-10 there were areas we could see across the border into Mexico. Which for Jess is the closest she’s ever come to leaving the country, so we had to take a picture. (I’ll forgo my rant about going through 3 border crossing checkpoints on this trip despite never crossing the border. Grrrr…)

And that finally concludes our epic journey known as “The Very Long Trip.” Over 3,500 miles / 51 hours of driving across 4 states and 3 time zones. I don’t know how many times we watched Bubble Guppies, Curious George, Daniel Tiger’s Neighborhood, and Frozen (with the snow monster edited out for Heather’s sake), but it was enough for a lifetime. It was quite the journey, but I think our next grand adventure is going to be via rail (tentatively Fall 2015).

Having spent a month studying nuclear deterrence and weapon effects I thought it would be appropriate to get some first-hand experience with the Cold War ICBM world.  When we finished playing at White Sands National Monument it was too late, but the next day we drove back out to the White Sands Missile Range where you can see the “Missile Park” and the WSMR Musem.

Then it was back in the car to drive to Tucson, AZ.  We spent the night in Tucson before visiting a real (decommissioned) ICBM silo in nearby Sahuarita, AZ.  The “Copper Penny” Titan II Silo was turned into a museum with the missile still intact (warhead removed, of course, and presumably unfueled as the fuel was nasty, dangerous stuff).  I thought it was pretty neat.  Too bad we didn’t have more time (or mainly Heather wouldn’t have put up with it) to do the longer tour where you get to go through the whole thing top to bottom.  But we were able to get on the short tour where you see the control room and the silo itself.  They run a pretend launch sequence with the 2 keys and the code book.  I found it interesting, Jess and Heather…somewhat less so.

I spent a month studying the strategies and theories behind how nuclear weapons might be used and what would be targeted with them.  The Titan II carried a W-53 9-megaton nuclear warhead.  An airbust would result in a fireball with a radius of ~1.45 miles.  Most homes would collapse out to a radius of ~10.3 miles.  And exposed persons would experience 3rd degree burns within a radius of ~19.5 miles.  If you detonated one above NYC you’d kill about 4 million people instantly and injure another 5 million.  Over Tokyo would be over 5 million deaths with another 10 million injuries.  These were not surgical weapons.  [Calculations from NukeMap]

Being in the bunker and knowing that the launch of that missile would have meant the immediate death of a few million people and the inevitable death of hundreds of millions (as presumably an all-out nuclear war would be occurring) was sobering.  And the great joke of nuclear deterrence is that no one knows if it works or not.  We only have post hoc reasoning, some logical inferences, and hope.  During the Cold War the Soviets were convinced the U.S. was just waiting for a chance to wipe them out.  The U.S. was convinced the Soviets were just waiting for a chance to wipe us out.  It’s amazing we all survived.

I was able to buy a souvenir from the museum.  It’s a piece of the re-entry assembly from a Titan II.  When the missiles were decommissioned someone got their hands on some of them and cut out these squares from spacer made from an aluminum-copper alloy.  Not everyone gets to own a piece of an ICBM. [Last photo in gallery below.]

After Carlsbad Caverns we headed off to White Sands National Monument.  When planning the trip I wondered whether it would be worth it to stop off to see some sand, but it wasn’t too far out of our way and it was worth it.

We arrived in the evening and I expected the air to be hot and the sand to be hot from sitting in the sun all day.  But it wasn’t.  The sand was amazingly cool, not like sand at the beach for whatever reason.  The sun was on its way down and mostly behind clouds and there was a nice breeze so instead of being unbearably hot it was almost pleasant.

Heather thought it was the most amazing thing ever.  When it was finally time to leave she decided to just take off into the dunes instead.  There’s nothing dangerous around so I just followed behind her waiting for her to get tired out which she eventually did after running up and down a couple of dunes.  You can buy sleds from the gift store, but since we didn’t know what it would really be like out on the sand we didn’t buy one.  However, a family that stopped at the same place as us let us borrow one of theirs for a little bit.  It didn’t work out very well, but it’s the closest thing to sledding Heather’s ever done anyway.

We discovered a fun game of taking some of the more solid chunks of sand and hurling them way up in the air and then watching them land.  When they land they make a very satisfying thud, but explode into plain sand.  So it just disappears back into the all the other sand.  It was fun.  Heather got into pretty quickly, so here’s a video:

If you’re in the area it’s worth a stop.  You’d think that a whole area covered in sand would be pretty dead, but there’s actually a fair amount of life going on.  I managed to spot a few of the white lizards that live in the sand.  There are plants that rapidly grow as a dune moves over then, but then when the dune passes they collapse down in a heap.  And there are other plants that hold a column of solidified sand underneath themselves when the dune passes by them.

Once we finished up at White Sands we headed into Las Cruces, NM to stay the night.