Six Months (and 2 weeks)

May 11, 2012 6:35 pm

Heather turned 6 months old on April 28th. Overall, I would say that things are getting much better. She's less cranky during the day and she's sleeping better. We even have a schedule! (Yes, I am ridiculously pleased by this. My life once more has order and predictability! Huzzay!) Our typical day goes roughly like this:

Between 6 and 7am—wake up
7am—nurse
8:30am—feed cereal (barley or oatmeal mixed with prune juice and applesauce)
9-10am—nap
10:30am—nurse
12:45pm—nurse (I'm thinking about changing this to another feeding of solids at some point)
1-2pm—nap
3pm—nurse
4:30pm—feed some variety of fruit/vegetable (squash, sweet potato, pears, peas)
4:45pm—bath (if it's a bath day)
5:15pm—nurse
5:30pm—storytime with Daddy (I read to her before her naps, too)
6pm—bedtime
Between 2 and 3 am—nurse (as of this last week, this feeding is going away)

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All the in-between times are filled, of course, with playing and such. We usually make a circuit between the playmat, the exersaucer thingie, the bouncer, the floor with toys, and sometimes the high chair with toys. Sometimes she'll play by herself, but she really prefers to have me or Kyle hanging out right there with her. I usually take her on a walk in the afternoon, but it's been really hot...we'll see how that goes this summer.

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Heather is getting to be a lot of fun and growing her own personality. Sometimes she'll be very serious, and look around with her brow furrowed, as if she's not sure her surroundings are quite up to snuff. But then she'll break out into a huge smile, start throwing her hands around, and make the goofiest noises. Here's some info about her:

Nicknames: Bug, Drgn, Goober, Bug-a-boo, Bug-a-bug,
Squirmington, Lady Heatherington Fusspants
Favorite Books (she LOVES storytime!): Snuggle Puppy, Babes of the Wild, Stanley & Rhoda
Favorite Songs: "Baby Mine," "Slippery Fish" (or anything with hand actions), "Hard Scrabble Harvest"
Favorite Toys: Taggies blanket, an empty vitamin bottle (she chews on the dropper squeezer part, and I put some rice in it so it rattles a bit), links, pacifier (she's getting pretty good at getting it into her mouth properly, but then she often pulls it back out and starts over again)
Favorite Activities: playing on the bathroom counter, going for walks (either in her stroller or the carrier, which she has just started to love)

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Heather had her 6-month checkup on the 30th, and she's doing great! She weighed in at 13.5 lbs, putting her up in the 9th percentile. This made me extremely happy. Guess those solids are really helping!

Heather really likes to be outside. All of these pictures (except the first one) were taken at a little park area across the street. She enjoys laying on the blanket and watching the treetops, but she also loves to watch the cars go by. So if she gets cranky, I will often take her for a walk. The change of scenery usually calms her right down.

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She's currently working on two major skills: sitting and crawling! She can sit, but somebody/thing has to support her so she doesn't tip over. And she's getting better and better at pulling her knees up under her (preparatory to crawling). So far, though, she just rocks; she hasn't made any attempt to move from that position yet. But I bet it won't be long!

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And yes, she likes to put her fingers in my mouth. Best game in the world.

Bayesian Reasoning

May 10, 2012 4:10 pm

Bayesian reasoning (the application of Bayes' theorem) is incredibly important, but virtually unknown (and not understood) in the general population.  While politicians, advertisers, and salespersons take advantage of this lack of understanding to extract votes and money; doctors, lawyers, and engineers can make life-threatening mistakes if they don't apply the process correctly.  It's a concept so vital to the proper interpretation of the world around us that I believe it should be a mandatory subject during high school.

Let's start with an example to motivate the subject.  Let's say you're not feeling well and you go to your doctor.  Your doctor can't determine what's wrong and decides to run some blood tests.  The results come back and your doctor informs you that the test for a terminal disease came back positive.  Do you panic?  Probably.  Should you panic? Not necessarily.  There is vital information which we don't know and need to know in order to understand the situation properly.

First, we need to know how accurate the test is.  We need to know the rates of type I and type II errors ("false positive" and "false negative", respectively).  Let's say you ask this question and your doctor tells you the test has a false positive rate of 1 in 100,000 and a false negative rate of 1 in 200,000.  One might believe that there is a 99.999% chance that you have this rare disease, but we need to interpret these error rates correctly.  This is where Bayes' theorem comes in and to apply it we also need to know how rare the disease is.

Let's say it's an extremely rare disease, affecting 1 in 200 million people.  Knowing this you can update the probability that you have the disease to something more accurate.  Applying Bayes' theorem we can calculate that a more accurate probability of having the disease is 4.8%.  That's a pretty big difference.

There is a caveat though; we're ignoring any compounding factors that led the doctor to run the test in the first place.  This calculation assumes that we had no particular reason to run the test, so we use the occurrence rate in the general population (1 in 200 million) in our calculation.  If you have specific risk factors that narrows the base group then the probability of having the disease will increase.

For example: let's suppose that the doctor chose to run this test specifically because you have high cholesterol levels and a family history of diabetes.  Suppose that the disease occurs in roughly 1 in 1 million of people with those risk factors.  Now, instead of using the 1 in 200 million as our occurrence rate, we'd use the 1 in 1 million.  In which case the probability of having the disease rises to 9.1%.

Suppose another risk factor increases the likelihood from 1 in 1 million to 1 in 100.  Now the probability of having the disease shoots up to 99.9%.  It's really important to understand what a positive result from a medical test actually means.  If you don't understand Bayes' theorem then you can wildly misinterpret reality and make some pretty serious mistakes.

Let's do another example.  This one is a little easier to understand than the medical testing example.

When I bought my car in 2007, the dealership tried to tack on a charge for something which amounted to a small insurance policy which would pay out if the car were stolen.  The argument used to push this charge was that Honda Civics are the number one stolen car.  Of course, our questions are:  Is that true?  And does it mean what we think it means?

According to the Insurance Bureau of Canada's 2006 list of the top ten most-stolen cars, the 2000, 1999, 1996 and 1994 Honda Civics took 4 of the 10 places.  Hmmm...sounds bad, huh?  But I'm sure you can guess by now that there's a catch.

It's vitally important to our analysis to know how many 2000, 1999, 1996, and 1994 Honda Civics exist in the first place and how many actually got stolen.  But we don't have any of these numbers.  What we have is someone taking a list of stolen cars and adding up each type and declaring the Honda Civic as the most stolen car.  We need to know how many are stolen compared to how many of them exist.

Luckily for us, the Highway Loss Data Institute understands the difference and correctly reports the likelihood of a vehicle getting stolen by comparing the "'theft claim frequency,' which is the number of thefts reported for every 1,000 of each vehicle on the road."  When we look at these numbers the picture changes entirely.  This top-ten list is filled with expensive cars like the Cadillac Escalade and several high-end pickup trucks.  The Honda Civic is nowhere to be found. 

If you don't understand Bayes' Theorem you can be manipulated into making bad decisions.  This applies all over the place in our lives.  It applies in our airport security procedures, our medical exams, our insurance decisions, political decisions, and our general level of fear about life.

You can read more about Bayes' Theorem in its Wikipedia article.  I'm not going to try to teach it here (unless I hear a demand for it in the comments) because it's not an entirely intuitive concept and it's a little tricky to wrap your head around (which is why we get it wrong so often).

Mama's Day Off

May 6, 2012 6:59 pm

  1. Heather slept through the night last night. As in, I put her down at 6pm last night as usual and she didn't get up until 6:15am! Kyle went in at one point to check on her and moved her binky (which she had spit out) up to where she could easily find it, and that was all the intervention she required for 12 hours! She usually cries for her binky a few times a night and gets up to eat once. It was awesome.
  2. After I fed her at 6:30am, I wanted her to go back to sleep (though I didn't think she would), so I started bouncing her, but then she got the hiccups, so I knew she wasn't going back to sleep. I put her down in her crib, turned her mobile on, and let her play. After a while, I realized she hadn't made any noise in a few minutes, so I went in and she was asleep. She has NEVER fallen asleep in her crib on her own. This was a little early for her usual morning nap (7:40am instead of 9am), but I wasn't complaining. (I think she'd been awake for a long time before she started making noise at 6:15am.) And she slept for a whole hour!
  3. I brought Heather home from church after sacrament meeting to put her down for her nap, but she fell asleep in the car. I knew she was tired, but she hasn't slept in the car in months (or anywhere other than her crib, for that matter—that's why we went home early), so I didn't try to keep her awake on the way home. But I managed to get her into the house still asleep, so I just put her carseat down in the nursery and let her sleep. She had another good hour-long nap! (The true significance of this item will be shown later.)
  4. This afternoon, the three of us went across the street to the park and hung out in the shade for a while. Kyle and I wanted to walk downtown to walk through the Wine Country Festival going on, but the sun was too hot for me. I went home while Kyle took Heather downtown, and they were gone for about 40 minutes. That's 40 minutes I was home alone, with no baby!
  5. Once again, as I started to put Heather to bed tonight, she got the hiccups, so I just put her down in her crib to play until they went away. A few minutes later, I went in and she was asleep. Sweet!
What this boils down to is that I got to sleep all night last night, I got some alone time this afternoon, and I didn't have to get Heather to sleep one single time today! I spent zero time bouncing her on that bleeping exercise ball! Heather's gotten much better about going down relatively easy, but it's still a chore, and since she won't go to sleep for Kyle anymore, it's always my chore. I feel like a whole new woman!

When good security is a problem itself

April 11, 2012 2:10 pm

NPR's article, "Spate Of Bomb Threats Annoys Pittsburgh Students" got me thinking about the unintended consequences of implementing good security.  Even ignoring the other issues involved like civil rights violations and creating easily attacked lines.

Reacting to every threat has at least two detrimental effects: denial of service and complacency.

The first, and most immediate, is the ability for an adversary to shut down a system without doing anything but writing a letter, making a phone call, or posting something on the Internet.

In computer security we call this type of attack a denial of service (DOS) attack.  With a computer it is usually achieved by making legitimate requests at such a frequency as to bog down the machine and prevent it from responding to normal users.

In this case, however, it's making threats and forcing law enforcement to respond.  This has two effects.  The first is that it takes law enforcement away from legitimate calls (denying those people of the service of law enforcement).  The second is when law enforcement responds by shutting down or drastically reducing the functionality of the threatened target (denying service to customers of that target).

In the article the students are queued up waiting to go through a security checkpoint in order to get on campus.  In airports they might clear the gates and require everyone to go through security again.  In either case massive amounts of time and money are wasted.  The attacker has done nothing, but still managed to mess with their target.

In this manner terrorists could cause billions of dollars in losses to our economy simply by calling in threats to airports, shopping malls, schools, stadiums, etc.  And given our level of unwarranted fear, what law enforcement agency is going to do nothing when they receive a threat like that?  If they're wrong no one will listen to arguments about likelihood, corroborating evidence, etc.

The second detrimental effect is complacency or "the boy who cried wolf" effect.  One technique used to bypass an alarm system is to repeatedly trip the alarm, but do nothing else.  Eventually the people responding to the alarm may begin to delay responding presuming it's another false alarm.  Or in the best case (from the attacker's view) they may turn off the alarm altogether.

If they do continue responding to the alarm then they're faced with a dilemma: How many times do you respond to an alarm at cost $X per response before you can no longer afford to respond?  How many airports do you shutdown and flights do you cancel before the airlines begin going bankrupt or flying becomes so unreliable people just stop trying?

In the case of the school in the article, University of Pittsburgh, how many more of these threats are they going to evacuate buildings and run security checkpoints for before the students start leaving looking for schools that actually have time for education?

These are two of the problems that exist from treating every threat seriously and not using risk management techniques to handle threat response.  But given that everyone involved would be fired, if not prosecuted, if they were wrong, what alternative do they have?

If we shut down our society because we're afraid then haven't the terrorists won without ever doing a thing?