Let us have a moment of silence…for my printer. It lived a full life, starting back in 1999 when it was part of a high school graduation gift from my parents. Kyle mocked it the first time he saw it because it’s such a dinosaur. But it has worked great all along! Well, it started going downhill a few weeks ago. And then yesterday, it finally choked on its own disintegrated belt and died. Alas.
[mourns]
You’d croak, too, if you’d been force fed as many envelopes as it has.
Gah? What does your printer have to do with eating veggies? I’m so confused!